A Brief Apology for Recent Behaviors
(Or, Field Notes From The Brink of Madness)
I know you guys get annoyed that I’m always talking about this Tyler fellow. I mean all over twitter and facebook, and during everyday conversations, etc. I’m sure it gets to be a bit much. The chipperness and relentless smiling is probably a tad annoying as well. And you know, if roles were reversed, and any of YOU were talking about someone YOU loved, I would feel the same way. I would roll my eyes and scoff and snort and throw my hands in the air and shout “SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY!”. I’m sure I’ve already done this once or twice in reaction to a status or tweet or whathaveyou. It is quite literally the most disgusting thing to read sappy things between two other people. I gross myself out all the time with the mushy nonsense I feel compelled to say to this man. It’s just awful, really.
But, I’ve got to be completely honest here, he’s just better than most of you. I know, that sounds extremely cruel. But…seriously. Take whoever you’re dating, or married to, or the latest crackhead who’s children you’ve squeezed out, and compare them to Tyler, and I’m afraid they will come up laughably short. He is EXCELLENT. That person you watch Gossip Girl or whatever with…yeah, they’re probably shit. Especially if Tyler is so much as on the same continent as him.
So, I’m sorry I’m such a sloppy mushy romance-y mess. But if you had a Tyler, you’d do the same thing. Because he’s the best. And he’s perfect for me. And I’m going to throw up every single day because of how much we love each other. And I am so totally excited to be happy, because for fucks sake, I deserve it.
