January 2011
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Must be Thursday...
I do not want to write about any of the things I am thinking about. I suppose this is counterproductive. If you REALLY want some juicy information, mug me and steal my journal. It’s full of all the things too intense for my social networking addictions. No censorship, no half-mentioning things out of fear of who will read them. Just word vomit in horrible, messy handwriting. Like the tween...
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IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING:
I can kind of tell you were fake smiling in your wedding pictures.
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“Well I had no choice, did I? I’m a woman. Women are obliged to be far more...”
– Marquise Isabelle de Merteuil, as played by Glenn Close, in Dangerous Liaisons
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Handsome Wednesday
Today is Handsome Wednesday. Feel free to interpret that however you want. I hope it involves a bow tie, but I’m not even wearing pants, so who am I to judge?
I wish my thoughts were more like lightning: Direct, electrified jolts of pure imagination that led to a definite event…like a forest fire. Instead I find myself constantly bogged down with so many half-finished ideas that I...
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2011
I have successfully alienated everyone who for any reason makes me feel worse. I didn’t do the adult thing and tell them, “Hey, you, you’re a terrible person and you make me want to sleep forever. Please leave and never come back.”
No, that’s too hard. Instead, I pushed and pushed and said horrible things and acted strangely until they threw their hands up in...
Scientific Fact
Just so we’re clear, the worst human being alive is Jonathan Thorpe.