January 2012
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Cuppa
This Saturday morning is all about peanut butter toast, a proper English cup of tea, and cartoons. There’s only one thing missing, and he’s an entire country away.
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Today...
…I am in my fuzzy bathrobe, doing New York Times crossword puzzles on my Kindle while the person I love more than anything I have ever known is sound asleep beside me. I am so full of sickly sweet happiness I may just burst.
December 2011
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“He’s a disco dancing, Oscar Wilde reading, Streisand ticket holding friend...”
An Open Letter to My Future Mister
Dearest Tyler,
Hopefully, with strategic maneuvers on both our parts, this will be the last birthday/Christmas away from each other. It’s so comforting to keep that thought, isn’t it?
I wanted to have a letter to you by your birthday, but with the events of last week, the uncertainty of our future prevented anything being mailed on time. I wish it weren’t so, but instead I can...
November 2011
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October 2011
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A Brief Apology for Recent Behaviors
(Or, Field Notes From The Brink of Madness)
I know you guys get annoyed that I’m always talking about this Tyler fellow. I mean all over twitter and facebook, and during everyday conversations, etc. I’m sure it gets to be a bit much. The chipperness and relentless smiling is probably a tad annoying as well. And you know, if roles were reversed, and any of YOU were talking about...
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In Case You Were Wondering...
…No, I do not need your opinion.
Here’s the deal: I’m moving. It’s going to happen. Maybe not as quickly as I would like, but it’s inevitable. Perhaps it is a bad call on my part, sure. I’ve made literally thousands of mistakes, and there is no doubt in my mind that I will continue to make them until my very last breath. I’m a human being, after all, and...
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I have an idea for a new blog...
I’m not going to lie, I know an astounding amount of really, really stupid people. The idiots I know outnumber the sharp ones by droves. And your facebook stati and tweets, etc, are an eternal source of joy for me. I think I should start reposting the really good ones so my smart friends and I can all share a laugh.
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September 2011
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aimyoursamantha asked: Thank you for addressing the Facebook chain going around about abortion. It's completely sickening and you're right only ignorant hicks are posting it. I just want to say that it saddens me that they make Christianity look bad. Christianity in my opinion is about loving and compassion, not judgement.
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Drop the bible, and back away from my uterus
I love the internet. I do. I love duckies and kittens and Netflix. What I do NOT love is essentially everything else I have to sift through to get to those wonderful things. The dragging odes to religions I do not care for, beliefs I do not share. Sure, most of the time, I just roll my eyes and flip off my computer screen, and then carry on my Google image search for “sleepy puppies”....
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Keep the change.
Last night, during one of my drunk walks, I encountered a homeless man at a gas station. As I was paying for my fancy white person water, a disheveled man hardly bundled enough for the cold snap was asking—no, begging—to sweep outside, in exchange for a cup of coffee. That’s all he wanted: a cup of their terrible, burnt, ancient 7-11 coffee. Considering the sudden drop in...
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Tyler, with the assist.
Me: (after Tyler has made some comment about "knocking my knickers off") ...I don't really want to take my knickers off right now.
Tyler: You're wearing some now? I thought you always slept naked?
Me: Um...well, yeah, most of the time, but I don't when...um...when I...during that time--
Tyler: GOT IT.
Now that's fucking team work.
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“Science is the key to our future, and if you don’t believe in Science, then...”
– Bill Nye (via zeitgeistmovement)
Forever reblog Bill Nye.
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Ah, shit.
When I wake up knowing that I’ve severely messed up, I immediately clear out all my text messages so I can’t read them. I’d rather just not know all the stupid things I said and did. And right now I’m impatiently waiting for this out-of-my-leaguer to wake up and forgive me, because I know he will. I am focused on forgiveness, because if it were him, that’s exactly...
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Big Love
This is what happens when you fall in love. Or lust. Or like. Call it what you may.
At first you are lost in the unbearable joy of connection. All of the people on this planet, all of the meetings, passing-by, constant interaction, and YOU, you two, stopped breathing, thinking just long enough to feel that glowing hotness of “Maybe?” in your chest. It seems as likely as meeting your...
August 2011
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Battle Royale (With Cheese)
I think it was Socrates who once said:
“Teenage girls are a nightmare. Fucking psychos, man.”
So poignant. I myself was no exception to the teenage nightmare scenario. Anyone who recalls their young adult years with anything but horror is in complete denial. As an adult, the thought of making one of those things on purpose is terrifying. Sure, babies are cute, and they...
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Are you ever...
…creeping around on facebook, and you stumble across some photos of someone you used to know very intimately (whether on purpose or not), and then you find yourself looking at every single one of these pictures of this person you used to know intimately, and then the horrible truth, “I had sex with this person” pops into your head and then you make this face:
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Yeah, me...
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“Sex without love is as hollow and ridiculous as love without sex.”
– Hunter S. Thompson